Its been a while - - maybe longer!
I have lots to share - but not in the mood to blog. Up coming posts will tell you what happens when a stranger comes knocking, and how to wear the bands gitch home. Until I get my mojo back or some better reason to type it all out, i give you chuck.
These are a few of my fav quotes, in random order.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
* If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
* Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about
* It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
* How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
They make me laugh - all of them, all the time. Something about making fun of chuck makes me happy.
6 comments:
I can't to hear how a stranger came your door, and the art of wearing band's gitch home. Sounds interesting. Must have been one fun, drunken night!!!
I love the second Chuck Norris quote. LMAO
I hope you put that gitch to good use!
It's top quality!
I was watching the Colbert Report last night and I thought of you. Apparently there's a bridge in Hungary and the gov't is allowing people to name the bridge through an internet poll. So far "The Chuck Norris Bridge" is leading with 11% of the vote.
"Thank you, Chuck Norris." from Dodgeball.
"These are my sons, Walker and Texas Ranger." :)
LOL, this reminds me of Conan O'Brien when he used to play random clips from Walker, Texas Ranger....perhaps the worst show ever made. Man, I like Conan.
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