when you have sold your soul to the devil, it is time to make deals with God

I was thinking that it getting closer to the time that I might hear a happy yes or a sad no from the University about getting into Education. This made me think a little more about the future, most specifically mine. I was thinking about where I would want to do my practise teaching and what options would be avaliable to me. This is when I came to the great idea about incorporating a deal with God into my master plan. Since I am Catholic, I would have the option of teaching with that school board. This was a possible extra door open to me. I was then informed that this great open door does come with catches. Being Catholic was not enough, you had to be practising. That I am not! So my deal to God was this: you get me into education for this fall, and I give you sundays. I am what he could consider a lost sheep, BUT I am willing to return to the flock ( meet the priest, sit front row, participate in a bake sale). Since religon really isn't my thing - I do need the push or the motivation. This could work well for both of us. If God truley does know all our thoughts it was best that I put the deal out on the table and not try to scam him, with fake churchiness. We will see if this works!